im very strong, just like an ant. ants can lift 10 times their own weight. I can also lift 10 times an ant’s weight
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
when bros got their dicks out on omegle
omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that